This is a story. You are reading it. You are thinking that this is a dumb story. I know because I can read your mind to a degree of accuracy. You are now likely trying to think of something outlandish that I would never think of in a thousand years, but you are also thinking about what I am telling you because you are reading this. I am omnipotent, in this world. Maybe another as well, if the multi-verse theory is to be believed. You are now wondering why I even penned these words. You are wondering the point of this story. You are wondering why you keep reading this, but you continue to read. You read and read and read and read, most likely because you see the end is near and you are hoping for some ingenious punchline, but you know me. I have poured my heart into the comic, you know I am not clever enough for some witty punchline. The best I can do is a random meme reference. We live in a society.